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slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015
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Slap bucket

That thing you slap after pulling a shot of espresso to knock the puck out..
Hey honey, happy birthday, I just bought you a new slap bucket for your coffee corner.
by Slap bucket August 20, 2020
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dry slap

a saying to a person u have a disagreement with who you believe offers little threat to yourself.
"yer gonna get a dry slap u little tosser"
by sheiky September 23, 2005
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Cock Slap

v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007
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Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap
by Greg247 August 5, 2008
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Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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slap beef

another philly word meaning dick up
Person : Why are you such a asshole
Me : Slap beef pussy
by SauceDanger442 May 27, 2020
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