Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015
Get the slapping the lizardmug. by Slap bucket August 20, 2020
Get the Slap bucketmug. by sheiky September 23, 2005
Get the dry slapmug. v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.
3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.
3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007
Get the Cock Slapmug. The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
by Greg247 August 5, 2008
Get the Meat Slapmug. The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
Get the Johnny Slappingmug. by SauceDanger442 May 27, 2020
Get the slap beefmug.