Waxy O’Connor

When you are at Waxy O’connor’s in London (on st. Patrick’s day) and an Irish bloke takes your scarf, wraps it around your eyes, and says “kiss me I’m Irish” later takin to the loo and taking the proper piss out of your anal cavity. Usually involved with the intake of Yager bombs.

I drank so much last night, I got proper Waxy O’Connored. Fuckin hell mate, I woke up in the loo with some bloke giving me his Irish sausage. Felt like waking up the morning after a SigEp party.

by Emmet B. Hurley March 18, 2025

Waxed

To be extremely high or intoxicated, I.e. not in one’s right state of mind. Usually in reference to THC wax or concentrates.

“Hey Jordy, should I text my ex right now?”
“Hell naw dude, you just did a dab and you’re waxed”

by The_Donfather March 24, 2026

Waxer sucking cock

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.

Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.

by HVAC master June 19, 2025

Waxlung

Waxlung is a condition developed by people who lived the "vape life" for the better part of their 20's. It's hallmarks are a low pitched, deep, chunky cough with phlegm. People who experience waxlung describe the feeling as if their throats and lungs are coated in a waxy substance.

*you hear the deepest most guttural demonic cough you've ever heard*
Bro: he got dat waxlung

by gyrrgy December 20, 2025

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008

crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 8, 2008

shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009