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by anonymous June 11, 2025
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Waste product

Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.
Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.
by Brooklyn88 August 18, 2024
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Waste

Have you heard of his new song? It’s so waste.
by lina is a bitch September 27, 2019
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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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WIC wasted

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted
Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted
by Kittykatboom May 3, 2019
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tox1c_.waste

an amazing best friend who is very weird - marie
by deathraiderzxx July 4, 2021
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Royally Wasted

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain
by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015
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