Frat Water

Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.

fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.

gdi: what's frat water?

by The Vines December 12, 2010

California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

Wattpad

The unholiest website that destroys little innocent souls.
The unholiest website that provides porn for innocent underaged children

Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's great and has great stories.
or
Hey! I've just gone on wattpad! It's destroyed my life.

by Wifisystemmmmm October 23, 2019

wattagwan

Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".

"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"

by Shopie February 25, 2008

Watermelón inside of watermelón

The most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!

A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum

Black man on phone #1: you will never believe what i just found!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!

by Killnarnar February 8, 2015

watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

wattpad smut

sex in fanfictions that is very detailed and smutty.

Random Person: This wattpad smut is intense

by lilpurpledorito July 4, 2020