Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.
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Vampiric Alternate Place of Detention.
Any vampiric clusterfuck, typically low rent, skid row, places where there are lots of old people etc. Often the number of locals involved is staggering, just like being vampirized. You'll sleep more and crave things you can't get, but they can. Check the signs before you move in. The closer you get to them, eg going to their doctors, churches or clubs only adds to your problems. DTA.
Vampiric Alternate Place of Detention.
Any vampiric clusterfuck, typically low rent, skid row, places where there are lots of old people etc. Often the number of locals involved is staggering, just like being vampirized. You'll sleep more and crave things you can't get, but they can. Check the signs before you move in. The closer you get to them, eg going to their doctors, churches or clubs only adds to your problems. DTA.
If I could I'd live in a campervan, but that's illegal here. I generally get woken by the grabby totem game before dawn, then need to take several naps a day until I wake after dark. I was lucky to get this place, pity it's another VAPOD. Next they'll be trying to change my religion or drive me crazy.
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The act of fucking around on one’s cell phone vice being engaged in another activity.
The act of fucking around on one’s cell phone vice being engaged in another activity.
Are you going to vaphoneculo or take your your shot”
“We are waiting for you are you coming or Vaphoneculoing?”
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“We are waiting for you are you coming or Vaphoneculoing?”
Also See Phonefuckery and Screentard.
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The act of fucking around on one’s cell phone vice being engaged in another activity.
The act of fucking around on one’s cell phone vice being engaged in another activity.
“Are you going to vaphoneculo or take your your shot”
“We are waiting for you are you coming or Vaphoneculoing?”
Also See Phonefuckery and Screentard.
“We are waiting for you are you coming or Vaphoneculoing?”
Also See Phonefuckery and Screentard.
by Obie-Whan-Canobie May 20, 2023
Get the Vaphoneculo mug.The most boring people ever, people who vape are so lame they even waste their own fucking money on some products and crap on vapes.. they look like they are sucking a penis, they even look like douchebags while doing it. No matter how cool or trendy it is, it will damage your lungs and heart.. even if its ‘safer’ than smoking it is still as unsafe cuz it has nicotine (a very addictive chemical) and dangerous chemicals. What’s so vexing and irritating that they do is when they blow their watermelon flavoured air on your face, like fuck off. Nobody wants your crap unless they say ‘yeah sure’, like if they say no then fuck yourself + your friends.. I don’t know if I have respect for them but I don’t (unless your respectful then great !)..
It’s a trend for a long time and people will sound like robots, that’s because they’re so brainwashed and won’t listen to people like saying ‘what your doing is damaging you’ which is true, vapes won’t do any good. Doesn’t matter if it’s for ‘buzz’ or crap, it’s still bad, just like smoking.
It’s a trend for a long time and people will sound like robots, that’s because they’re so brainwashed and won’t listen to people like saying ‘what your doing is damaging you’ which is true, vapes won’t do any good. Doesn’t matter if it’s for ‘buzz’ or crap, it’s still bad, just like smoking.
Dude 1: bro I just got a sick new vape ! You wanna try ?
Dude 2: no thanks
Dude 1: come on ! Try it !
Dude 2: you changed man.. you Said vaping is bad and now your doing it, your a total douchebag now, fuck you
Dude 1: i thought you had my back !
Dude 2: I don’t want anything to do with vapers cuz they look like they’re sucking a dick
Dude 1: it’s not Bad
Dude 2: believe in what your believe in, one day you will regret it.
Dude 2: no thanks
Dude 1: come on ! Try it !
Dude 2: you changed man.. you Said vaping is bad and now your doing it, your a total douchebag now, fuck you
Dude 1: i thought you had my back !
Dude 2: I don’t want anything to do with vapers cuz they look like they’re sucking a dick
Dude 1: it’s not Bad
Dude 2: believe in what your believe in, one day you will regret it.
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