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Vanilla

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.
#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”

#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”

#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
by Dr.door January 13, 2019
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Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.
Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
by pigsblood January 25, 2015
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Vanilla Ice

Become famous without any skill or talent whatsoever.
SEGA's fans wanted a classic Sonic game, but SEGA didn't give a crap, and decided to take a Vanilla Ice and create Sonic Forces in 2017, another generic ass modern Sonic "game". Older games like Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic 06 (hell yeah) were better than this...
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 6, 2022
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Vanilla

Sex that is not Brown, Red, Yellow or Black. i.e. masturbation, oral, 69, frottage only, definitely NOT anal. From the fact that both vanilla ice cream & spunk are white. Originating in the gay scene, especially by wearers of coloured handkerchiefs which indicated visually what they were into. Now debased by other MSM as 'normal' or not kinky.
Hey mate, you into fisting? Sorry, only do vanilla these days.
by Kerkyra February 16, 2021
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Vanilla

Vanilla; not exiting, not kinky, not freaky, just boring.
"Jake is soo vanilla. sex with him is boring"
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Vile Vanilla Swirl

Vile Vanilla Swirl - Foreplay Move - Advanced Technique.

The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
My girlfriend surprised me with a Vile Vanilla Swirl last night. It was odd and I told her to wash her mouth out.
by Tigtiggy February 13, 2021
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Vanilla Gorilla

One known as Mikey Briggs.... Founded in Flint Mi.
Yesterday He gave her that vanilla Gorilla... They can't get enough Mikey Briggs
by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022
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