Uncle Ernie

The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.

He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.

Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.

by Seen that movie way too often April 8, 2010

Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

by I lost my boot June 19, 2018

unclubbable

person who is antisocial and enjoys being alone

I'm unclubbable, but I still have a high IQ.

by Ziajay January 4, 2015

Uncle

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

by The Real Jink July 12, 2006

unce unce unce

the beat to party boys theme song

pary boy : unce unce unce

by johnsin April 18, 2008

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

Unconventional Toothbrush

A term used for the male penis when receiving a blowjob.

If that bitch keeps it up, I'm gonna have to show her how to use an Unconventional Toothbrush

by UnderworldElement May 24, 2005