Tractor

One who has ways from the rural Southern U.S., particularly Texas and most particularly, the town of Thorton, TX.

Keith Brown is not a tractor, he is just a incestous bastard child of his uncle and mother.

by Jack F. Swanson September 2, 2003

snail tracks

After a man blows a fat load up in a woman's vagina, if it drips out and she smears her puss, over the sheets it is said that she has made snail tracks.

"She can leave snail tracks as long as she washes the sheets and I don't have to sleep on the wet spot."

by An Informed User April 17, 2008

Track Rat

When you desperately need to sort through and delete your music, but no matter how hard you try you can't delete anything! It doesn't matter if you haven't listened to it in 6 months, dammit, you just can't part with Prince's When Doves Cry!

And even if you do manage to delete it; you know right after you're going to have an inexplicable urge to listen to it again.

PERSON 1: GAWD. Cindy's 21 and she has like, the entire discography of both the Hansons and the Moffatts. She's SUCH a track rat..

PERSON 2: mhm...

PERSON 3: i hope she gets aids...

PERSON 4: ...slut...

by NOMATTERWHATITYPEINITSTAKEN November 15, 2009

Track Meat

The act of either receiving a terrible handjob, or masturbating to severely. Resulting in torn skin on the penis.

Steve: Dude how was Sara last night?
Bob: It was awful, she gave a handjob, and now i have track meat.

by tupperware jones. May 10, 2011

tractor boy

Tractor boy - a person, usually male, well acquainted with tractors, farm machinery and the like, who should fuck off back to the farm rather than telling me how to do my job in I.T.

Listen tractor boy, fuck off back to the farm!

by ferdsnerd April 1, 2015

bomb-track

To follow a particularly attractive person with your eyes, as in you think someone is the bomb and thus, continue to "track" them within your line of sight.

Overly Muscular Male: Yo, bro, what're you lookin' at?
Slightly Less Muscular Comrade: Nothing much, man, just bomb-tracking that girl over there.

by the Trash February 13, 2009

Wax The Tractor

See "Spank The Monkey"

Tito had to split...After lunch is his normal time to wax the tractor.

by Chux December 9, 2003