TikTok

A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023

TikTok

The website for cheap thots(TikThots), Terrible How-tos, bad conspiracies, dumb zoomers, terrible trends, bad lip syncs and unfunny "comedians". Also the website for Khaby Lame and Sea Shanties.

Those idiots on TikTok are at it again.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

TikTok

A gay platform that should not exist in the first place

I deleted TikTok because there was to much faggotism

by scheiß Schwuchtel August 12, 2022

TikTok

The biggest cringe fest you can download on the app store

Girl: dO yOu UsE tIkToK
Boy: *loads pistol*

by Pawgahs December 22, 2020

TikTok

An app that eleven year olds who think they look hot use to show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.

You use TikTok? Turns out, you don't look hot! You just look like an idiot!

by iTookAHarSHIT August 1, 2021

TikTok tics

Touted as "a pandemic within the pandemic", this kind of tics refers to functional tics that emerged in many teenagers, particularly girls, during the COVID-19 pandemic. These tics, often including repetitive sounds, gestures, or even obscenities, are thought to be a form of mass sociogenic illness or functional neurological disorder (FND), where witnessing others' tics on social media platforms like TikTok can unconsciously prompt similar behaviors in viewers. While social media may serve as a trigger, the underlying causes are co

After scrolling through TikTok for hours, I couldn’t believe I started mimicking those TikTok tics; it’s like I caught a case of them just by watching!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

TikTok

"If idiots can fly TikTok would be an airport"

At least the memes are good

"Today we will be talking about a 13 y/o girl. That broke into a house with a family of 4 for a "TikTok" trend"

by This Nema Isn't Spelled Wrogn September 3, 2022