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Cleavland Sock

Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!
"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"
by caaaaaa May 16, 2006
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Rotten Sock

The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.
- "Hey, want to give me a Rotten Sock?"

- "Yea, sure, you have a condom?"
by Michael McAllister May 18, 2007
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rocks in socks

Used to describe saggy breasts.
It looks like she has two rocks in socks.
by tm5375 July 30, 2007
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sock profit

Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.

X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit

Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009
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Folding socks

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.
by PsychoCat69 February 28, 2012
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Slipper Socks

Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
by Lover90 December 5, 2009
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Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
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