Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.

Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark

by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017

Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

The eagle has landed

The sudden relief of finally being able to release a shit after a long period of time

One would say; Ahhh the eagle has landed

by Yeah boi tings April 13, 2016

Land Of Tha Heartless

Cleveland, Ohio Bone Thugs

Thuggin In the Land Of Tha Heartless

by AmsterdamRepCentralCanalsJordaan September 25, 2005

Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009

Unga Bunga Land

General reference to any Middle Eastern or other weird foreign location.

"So I called customer support and was eventually connected to some raghead in Unga Bunga Land who couldn't speak a lick of English"

by Waylon Cat February 6, 2008