The Man Cave

what dkain calls his sex dungeon.

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by quartz89 February 3, 2022

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

Burning Banana Cave

When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.

Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.

by Skeetskeetmuhfukka April 1, 2022

Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021

Movie Cave

When you watch a movie on your phone while pulling the covers over your head, and pretending you are in a cave. Candy and/or 20 oz are optional.

I got high last night, and watched The Goonies in a movie cave.

by Drewcifer13712 February 23, 2021

Tooth cave

Your moms whore mouth when she forgets to take her dentures out on date night.

Bro your moms tooth cave fucked up my mushroom tip last night when she was thanking me for rent money.

by Lftddonkey February 28, 2021

go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021