Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006
Get the spatty wankmug. by Shabberz February 14, 2013
Get the Mercy Wankmug. Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...
by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010
Get the Wank Wafflemug. Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
Get the wank stankmug. The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
by surpriseentry June 8, 2011
Get the Safety Wankmug. by BizBiz December 18, 2006
Get the wank-a-lankmug. The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.
Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
by Moon Lander July 14, 2015
Get the Thunder-wankmug.