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Stack's Law of Universal Causality

A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
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Blow my Stack

To become extremely angry.
Mundane Guy: *Just chilling*
Crude individual: *Making annoying sounds*
Mundane Guy: I swear if you make one more irritating noise, I'm going to Blow my Stack.
by @AeroPie June 12, 2025
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blue stacks

a website hackers use to hack igs

it can be used to spam people's emails
ex- hey i hacked someone's @ on ig yesterday using blue stacks !!!
by uglybetty666 January 24, 2016
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Stack Trace

* A step-by-step account of how one got to the current topic.

From computing, where a program (usually with a bug) prints several lines of information explaining how it arrived at a condition it wasn't programmed to handle.
"...and maybe I should be working out more often. Uhh... Can I get a stack trace?"
"Sure. We were talking about how you were addicted to Netflix, then how you couldn't believe Blockbuster didn't read the writing on the wall, then you were talking about not remembering the last time you walked into a Blockbuster, and then mentioning the membership card is still in your wallet, and then you were reminded about your mortality because of how old that makes you."
"Oh, that makes sense. So, yeah-- you wanna go to the gym?"
by Fox Piacenti April 14, 2021
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Stacked it

Slang for - To fall down

Usually used in Australia
by _yamum_ April 19, 2022
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Nap Stack

A game where a group of individuals stack items on a passed out person with the intention of not awakening them, usually done at the end of a night out.
Last night we nap stacked Georgie so badly, even with a microwave on her head she didn’t wake up!
by Saucy boy ft Dru-P July 28, 2023
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Stacks

My dude, the bitch is ugly AF!

"Bruh stacks "
by TT from Brunswick March 27, 2024
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