National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.

After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.

by bichoraro August 29, 2025

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.

Alright my luvver hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.

I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

by mememepickles February 21, 2025

Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025