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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
by Richey0134 August 10, 2021
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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Spring Garden High School

A small school in the south, we are probably all related and we all know each other and we family. We are all YEE YEE. LLC!!
At Spring garden High School we know family.
by Dffgbjk March 10, 2020
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Advent Garden

The Advent Garden:

From The Garden of Eden. The coming shall ravel like a phoenix to LA LA Land. LLL.
1.)As the Advent Garden was birthing over GO-No-ld, RG3 and JC3 P.O. Have delivered Gold unfound. Dumbfound. Whooh.

2.) Corners Of The U.S.A.

3.) Everyone Wars For Their Lands Of Religion, but this is a different kind of Mission. Airy. Mountain Rangers. Real Gold Diggers.
by SirPyschoSex=E August 7, 2012
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grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.
(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.
by Tamicakes January 16, 2022
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