bungle bush

A mangled twisted mess of curly fries

I pulled down his pants and it was a damn bungle bush

by bonepony May 24, 2014

Wank in the Bush

When you have an awkward boner and cannot keep it in your pants any longer and there isn't a bathroom near by, so you whip it out and pretend you're taking a piss but secretly wank in the bush.

Dan: "Liam mate are you having a wank in the bush?"
Liam: "Na mate just taking a piss, being holding it in all day!"

by professor oi oi July 29, 2016

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

windy bush

When a fart creeps up your vagina.

It’s all fun and games until you fart and get a windy bush.

by Hilldog6 March 18, 2019

Bush Curtain

1) Level 3 Colonel Burton in Command and Conquer Generals

2) The female Labia

1) Oh hell, you've got Bush Curtain in my base

2) Oh man, check out the Bush Curtains on that chick

by Zorblack November 8, 2008

Michael Bush

A kind caring person, but also a chronic masturbator and rapist

Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*

by PenisErecto June 6, 2018

Lady Bush

1.

The title used to refer to the wives of former presidents H. W. Bush and G. W. Bush during their respective time in office.

2.
A type of woody plant, smaller than normal trees that, through some quirk of the system, has inherited a noble title and the attached ancestral lands.

3.
A woman's pubic hair.

1.
(tv anchor) The wife of our glorious leader, Lady Bush, was spotted walking in the woods leaving a trail of bread. Her reasons for this are as yet unknown

2.
(butler) M'lady, may I offer you some tea? or perhaps a shovel full of dung?

3.
"Margaret! I waxed my Meat Venetians, now there are pubes everywhere!

by detailedsubset February 1, 2013