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English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019
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Spanish Teacher

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.
"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.

"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.

"But of course!" said Mollie.

"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.
by Mollie and Kathryn May 27, 2004
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Teachers

An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.
Teachers is one of the best shows on Channel 4.
by Jon K July 24, 2004
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teachers

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)

they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.

they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by mia xXx April 20, 2004
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teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching
by Heather Scott November 4, 2004
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Teacher's Wife

Someone who is very down to Earth and happy with their life. A teacher's wife does not care about money or objects, she just wants to be with her man, no matter what that means. She will stick by him in the good times and the bad.
She is so loving and down to earth, she must be a teacher's wife
by Dom'sgirl May 1, 2011
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History teacher

A teacher that says bla bla bla this and bla bla bla that. History is the worst subject ever!!! What is the use of history? if I were to work at Woolies, would I need to know when the Industrial Revolution started and what it was?
by Thiccdaddy6969 August 15, 2019
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