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the teleporter

a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.
"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."
by Peter macPhearson April 23, 2005
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reality television

A mutated bread of documentry television that was once inovative, but today is a faux depiction of life, with scripted lines, and ignorant participants. Shows are typically pumped with drama, alcohol and sex. Reality tv is partially responsable for the downfall of American society.
The MTV show "the Real World" is a prime example of reality television. This show places 7 random strangers in a house in order to depict "reality". The show focuses on the housemates' adventures at parties, the sexual escapades they participate in, and their drunken rage.
by a. kathleen January 24, 2007
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Teleprompter Jesus

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth
by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010
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Telephone

n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Put your telephone down...!!!
by sow<3 January 6, 2011
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telepathetic

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.
Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008
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telemundo

The greatest television station ever created. In the zip code of 14580 you can find this excellenta station on 17
I love the telemundo
by Carlos lopez June 9, 2003
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television

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.
"We bought a new television yesterday."
by star8706 February 2, 2003
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