tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021

drunk tank

When a man has had too much alcohol and can't get it up.

I went home with him, but spent the night masturbating in the drunk tank.

My vagina spent the night in the drunk tank.

by LillyBean October 24, 2007

propane tank suprise

When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.

"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."

by Billy Carr September 26, 2006

Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog

“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night”

by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019

Marine Corps tanks

The second best job in the world, second only to Marine Corps Force Recon. Invicible.

YATYAS: You ain't tanks, you ain't shit

The Marine Corps tanks can destroy anything.

by OOHRAH2008 May 12, 2008

tank girl

A giant dyke on rampage

onlookers of the dyke -
check out that dyke!
the dyke -
what did you fuckin' sick ignorant pig me just call me?!

*carries on from there*

by fork masta October 21, 2004