tom porter

A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area

Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter

by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016

Tom McKeating

A Medieval Fatimal representing a Warthog , found in folklore usually large in size and foul smelling. This beast has wild, flowing gagoulash and likes felching. Some consider him to be a 'Felchenstein'.

Particularly vulgar and considered a bad omen for young females in the surrounding villages, due to its reputation as a creeper and love for prawn pockets.

that guys a right Tom McKeating.

''Are you a creeper?''
''What do you think I am? A Tom McKeating?''

by ghettobooty5000 October 13, 2011

The Tom Wolf

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.

Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!

by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020

tom's restaurant

the name of the diner that the seinfeld crew always went to. While the Tom's was blocked out on the show, it is an actual restaurant found in new york that has amazing business thanks to the show.

Tom's restaurant must have great food if they always went there, right?

by thegreatmonkey November 23, 2004

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Tom Kelly

Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly

'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'

'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'

by Robotkev April 28, 2009