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furry toast

A combination of a belch and noise pollution from your anal cavity.
Kurt enjoyed the release of his furry toast after a breakfast of greasy fastfood.
by JacKurt March 2, 2011
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jelly toast

like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it
you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast
by allie14 August 17, 2011
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boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.
"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."
by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014
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so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something
*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017
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Cinnamon Toast Munch

Going down on a woman while she eats breakfast cereal (preferably Cinnamon Toast Crunch).
Emily preferred to start her morning with Cinnamon Toast Munch, and her boyfriend was happy to oblige.
by stupid sexy flanders June 16, 2018
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Plain toast

Used to describe the character trait group: boring, bland personality, unpalatable, and in need of spice.
Poor guy his personality is so plain toast.
by Nawarat May 19, 2018
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Untoasted toast

Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!
Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?
by ACFlameYT June 1, 2018
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