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Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.
"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."
by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016
mugGet the Boats and Hoesmug.

jigga hoe

A slang to call anyone, not only a black person, a HOE!
Did that nigga Howie tap that ass last night? Nah, that jigga hoe was being a lil bitch.

Yo yo, I'm a Giggalo, I ain't no jigga Hoe.
by Tadowta April 8, 2006
mugGet the jigga hoemug.

hoe harvest

when you get a bunch of hoochies over and try to get some by playing strip poker
them titties at the last hoe harvest were nice
by chase barnett August 16, 2006
mugGet the hoe harvestmug.

Hoe Budden

Hoe Budden got fucked up by ice water when he tried to get sick with the chef.
by Wu rida August 25, 2009
mugGet the Hoe Buddenmug.

Stank Hoe

A term used to classify an ugly thoty/hoe
Yo that girl abbey is a stank hoe
by Zhyphurr June 6, 2018
mugGet the Stank Hoemug.

A dumb hoe

Someone who don't make any sense and says dumb stuff like "i can feel cringe down my back" but is also a hoe.
by Mr.doctorproffesorparadox December 21, 2017
mugGet the A dumb hoemug.

Hoe-Key

Alyssa is a Hoe-Key
by Goddess Ari September 30, 2016
mugGet the Hoe-Keymug.

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