Anus Beef

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.

Hey man, take a whiff of that anus beef!

by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 29, 2020

Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.

Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.

by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

Anus

Yo bum

Bob “dammmm that’s thicc”
Jeff “cus it’s an anus”

by xxd thiccboi August 4, 2019

rear anus

When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus

Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.

by jodyskid October 15, 2017

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017