e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).

"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"

by squipple November 10, 2002

Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 02, 2005

Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park

Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .

by Nvrmind January 24, 2010

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

crack-tarded

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).

'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!

by baby's mama July 20, 2011

E-tard

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.

Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2018

AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.

"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"

by gdub205 December 18, 2007