swiftie

A fan of the most amazing singer-songwriter ever, Taylor Swift.

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously

by Hi.ijustsharted January 14, 2025

shipton

Shipton, my beloved. Man after my own heart. He was, he is, and he is to come, Shipton. The man. A man amen. He is as normal as they come, this goat is struck match black. The most intriguing, mysterious individual on the planet. Walked with men, brawled with God. He is a Prince. The Prince of..nothing, Persia, the world, the air. Actor who's played many parts, in his time. But, saving his best performance for last. The Antichrist. And...shipton was his name o!

When you hear the name "Shipton"..who ya gonna call?! Ghost Buster!

Don't worry, the rest of the world is also deceived.

by dragonknees January 25, 2025

skipterblam

The act of skiptering on the blame aka the act of injecting chemical drugs.

Fuck man I just did a huge skipterblam now it's time to smash some cheeks

by Mrs.Fit February 5, 2025

swiftonian

Taylor Swift fans believing themselves to be a part of an elite and privileged musical cult

That Swiftonian’s 2,000-word LinkedIn post about Taylor Swift being booed at the 2025 Super Bowl reads like something that should’ve been rage-posted in a Facebook moms group at 2 AM.

by Berealquick February 16, 2025

Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Sciptus

Sciptus- a Predator- observing animal that attacks sharply by relaying on his pure instinct sci (meaning to observe) -ptus (meaning to attack ) literally meaning the one who observes to attack

The lion is the sciptus of the savannah

by Bleak_og May 4, 2025