super straight

means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality

john:hi tom
tom: hi john

john: my sexuality is super straight

tom: fuck off

by marythebestt January 30, 2022

straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

Straight Month

Straight month is in July celebrating People who are heterosexual

Yo John
John: what
You celebrating Straight month
,:John: yeah

by Science Of Robotics and Sex SR June 5, 2023

Super straight

A fake sexuality created in tiktok made to validate transphobia

Person 1: I'm super straight

Person 2: that's transphobic

Person 1:no it's my sexual identity

Person 2: it's fine to not want to date a trans person it's a preference but the identity super straight is made to invalidate the lgbtqia+ community

by Person_. March 16, 2021

Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.

Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.

by eddyinmybeddy March 8, 2021

Super Straight

It basically means you are a virgin, transphobic loser! It is a homophobic/transphobic term, it is a fake sexuality made up by nazis on 4chan, hint the “ss” aka two lightning bolts. It means you like trans men, or anyone born as a woman, they just don’t see trans people as real. It could also mean “super closeted”. Another meaning is that you have a piss kink.

Cody...:” Yea im super straight I would never date a *insert slur here*.”

Dylan..:”Thats a weird way of saying you don’t like custom pussah.” Anywaay-

by draakexontiktok March 7, 2021