Mmm’stoked

Shortened form of (I’m stoked) for convenience sake. Or if you jus don’wanna....

The new season of last chance U comes out in a week, Mmm’stoked.

by Shwiggidy July 11, 2019

Anti-smokesis

To decline hittin the blunt when offered

Man1:here
Man2: nah im good
Man1: so you anti-smokesis

by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Different Strokes

The gay version of heads up seven up

Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.

by Desert lightning November 22, 2019

final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

..........................

Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

fire stoker

When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.

My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!

by captaincrunk April 3, 2020

holy snokesenogees

To be in shock or awe. To be surprised by an outcome.

“Holy snokesenogees” that was an amazing back flip bro!

by WordCypher2020 October 4, 2020