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snatch cord

when you go to bang your fucking lady from behind and she is on the rag make sure you rip the smelly snatch cord out before entry.if you dont you will send a wad of cotton up her smelly red vag forever.
i was fucking my grandmother at just the wrong moment she screamed pull the snatch cord pull the fucking snatch cord.
by billy snatch cord October 18, 2008
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Croatian Banana Snatch

When a girl is chasing you around trying to steal your <<insert item here>>
I was eating a candy bar, when she tried to pull a Croatian Banana Snatch on me, and I had to smack her down.
by JHull June 13, 2008
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satchel

Can be a verb or adjective.

Verb:
a) to slouch around wearing scruffy leather jackets and bluntstones, looking incredibly mangy, untidy and unkept.
b) to smoke a copious amount of marijuana.

Adjective: can describe anything, however usually describes someone or some action of the know-it-all, douche-bagish nature.
Verb: "i woke up late and satchel'd around Queen street yesterday"
"lets satchel it up"

Adjective: "wow that was a satchel move, man"
by beachface March 29, 2009
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Snatch Grab

Performed on the unsuspecting females of the world.

The extension of the pinky finger (to be placed in the brown winker), and the two fingering fingers (to be placed in the pink winker) and use of the thumb on the "clitoris".

This process can be confused with "two in the pink,1 in the stink", however can only be pulled of with the use of extreme aggression.

Note: Can be performed whilst sprinting past the snatch, requiring great skill, not recommended for beginner snatch grabbers.
ay up, I just saw an unsuspecting snatch that I will most likely dominate with a snatch grab
by snatchgrabber1010 February 20, 2011
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satchewski

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!
by Tristan February 4, 2004
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Snatch-ass

(*I forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that I submitted!*) noun 3. Someone who steals or "snatches" things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.
"Those little snatch-ass hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store".
by Hung10Gemini August 22, 2008
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scatchos

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...
"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"
by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009
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