Super Shuffle

Phenomenon when your iPod plays all the songs in succession that match your mood and have no need to skip. This can make your day a lot better depending on how your feeling. This can happen often or not depending on what your library contains.

Guy 1: Jim what's got you so happy?
Guy 2: Sam my iPod's played everything I wanted to hear today I haven't pressed skip yet.
Guy 1:Oh, yeah that's a Super Shuffle I had one last Monday.
Guy 2: This is amazing! I wish my iPod would do this more often.

by Mental D.I. May 13, 2011

Hallway Shuffle

The akward left to right dance that occurs when 2 people are trying to pass eachother in the hallway, but both try to take the same direction.

Me and this other guy started doing the Hallway Shuffle when we were trying to walk past each other at work.

by ThrashMetalMan1 August 17, 2011

kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.

I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!

by Dindi304 August 23, 2011

Georgia Shuffle

The act of crossing multiple lanes of traffic, typically from the innermost lane, to make an exit. This is a single, swift motion and is usually at a 45º or greater angle to traffic. The use of a blinker or the act of stopping in a lane before switching to another lane automatically disqualifies the act from falling under the Georgia Shuffle. This can be the result of chatting on the phone, applying mascara or just being a really bad driver.

"Hahaha, yeah you were really plaste... oh crap, hold on a sec... ...ok sorry, had to do a Georgia Shuffle to make my exit. Anyhow as I was saying..."

by rkitect August 31, 2011

schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.

Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.

by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014