Shorts

someone who takes it in the anus

"I didn't know Shakes took it in the shorts"

by BUCKETS81 May 13, 2006

sports orphan

Fan of a team which is no longer in contention in an ongoing tournament.

India & Pak's early exit from the 2007 world cup has created a billion sports orphans (cricket orphans).

by soham December 9, 2008

shortspeak

implied emotional context using pictures, or familiar patterns or diagrams. Text message smiles, design without words that gives meaning to an idea or thought about something.

Shortspeak forces us to confront the seamy side of semiotics, which is the study of nonverbal signs and symbols in semantics and syntactics.(taken from the New York Times Magazine Artical)

Jim: Jennifer Aniston just hooked up with Marko the messenger from the courier service in her trailer.

Sally: Wow! Celeb action is all to thrilling who else would fuck that loser. Quick I'll text Jacob Markos boyfriend! He just hola'd me. How do I put the news?

Jim: What is the word for the face I am making right now?

Sally: I'll shortspeak him use a crooked smiley face. Hope he dosen't bump into Marko later!

by dog house May 28, 2008

Sports page

The only part of the news paper that black males read.

Sports page

by MClements March 4, 2009

slortcho

the biggest insult someone can call someone else, but for some, may be a compliment. it is a combination of the insults: slut, whore, bitch, and ho.

Did you see that slortcho trying to get with my man?

She's such a slortcho!

by hyperactivemonkey July 28, 2011

sports troll

A person who overtly rubs a big loss in the faces of the losing teams fans; via social media, comments sections, ECT... despite the fact that they are (obviously or admittedly) not a fan of the winning team.

"Adam has always been a Dolphins fan, but the only time you here him talk about sports on Facebook, is when the Patriots loose a big game and he rubs it in our faces"
"What a sports troll"

by Ihaslambchops January 19, 2014

Shorts

Regular sized cigarettes as apposed to 100's , usually purchased from a bodega in loosy form, commonly of Newport brand

"I only got shorts, boss"

by GlobalDreamer June 16, 2014