shmuley

Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.

"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."

by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Simple flaw

A term originating from the Roblox game Deepwoken, "You learn things at a slower rate than others."

When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.

Person 1: Name a country in North America
Person 2: Hawaii
Person 1: You have the Simple flaw

by ShinyDitto64 April 1, 2024

simile

an empty person with no regular emotion , depressed , trying to keep up with life , can fake any emotion when needed to satisfy people , can imitate peoples feeling , understands people and background reasons though actions

hes a simile guy.
only simile people can understand you.
as fake as simile sincerity.

by obbbby May 11, 2024

simulcollocation

The ability to be two places at once

The only way he could finish the job was by using a little simulcollocation.

by IagoT June 2, 2024

Simulping

Freaky Roblox CS shit... Intended only for internal use.... Legend has it that there's an ip whitelisst....

Oh yo new simulping leak all the dickriders makin remakes of this page rn

by 7yy567 July 23, 2024

Simple-Deep

A variety of song lyrics that cover a hard-hitting social issue, but only in the most literal, direct lyrics, often to give the impression that the song is deeper or more complicated while not alienating a potential audience who wouldn't understand the lyrics otherwise, especially on modern social media platforms like TikTok or Instagram.

"Hey, did you hear 'Victoria's Secret' by Jax?"
"Eh, the lyrics were that same Simple-Deep crap, makes the song feel too obvious."

by SylentVoidkeeper August 12, 2024