shufflepaw

Dogs who walk by dragging there paws along the ground without lifting them up fully.

My dog does that shufflepaw thing where she doesn't lift her paws from the ground when she walks. She's either lazy or something is wrong with her.

by Telly Phone September 25, 2017

Shuffle Whiplash

Hearing two extremely different generas of music back to back, most commonly in a randomized playlist

"Dude, I had this playlist going, and it played Barry Manilow and then Motorhead."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."

by Accidental Cosmonaut May 12, 2018

Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

shuffle sk8ing

Shuffle Sk8ing (shuffle skating) is a type of rave dance derived of ghetto house music. @mookyshuffler coined the term as a portmanteau of skateboard tricks and Melbourne shuffling.

"Dude! Did you see Mooky shuffle sk8ing today?"

"Bro, that shuffle sk8er had some sweet moves."
"Ya'll tryna go shuffle sk8?"

by michael jamison March 27, 2021

shufforcate

The correct spelling of the word "Suffocate".

I will shufforcate you with a pillow.

by THE Lance McClain July 10, 2021

Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!

by Gee37 May 31, 2009

sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.

"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"

by fat mels May 9, 2010