dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

The Jamaican Shoebox

The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.

I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox

by succmedry July 21, 2016

scroe

1) a scraggly hoe.

2) the old, rusty prostitutes who work on 4th and washington who come out at 3am, knocking on doors for business because no one comes to them.

girl, you is a SCROE!

by ruwarasheDC March 6, 2009

shoebox

guys that are obsessive with their shoes.

Look at the group of shoeboxes over there, They used a whole box of q-tips on one shoe.

by Liv Manning December 8, 2004

Shoe Pimp

Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.

"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"

"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.

by LessOffensive October 9, 2009

Shoebill Gang

Piece of shits whom praise birds. These dumb birds look retarded and hypnotise their followers to also be retarded. They are very selfish and often abuse the little, sometimes no power, they have. They have meetings in which they lick each other’s asses and Aldo engage in other gay activities.

*Boy runs through corridor screaming som random shit and smashes into door*
Boy 1- Must be part of the shoebill gang
Boy 2- definitely, you can tell by the way he acts

by Highthere? January 4, 2018

Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks

Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

by KingofStuffedAnimals June 12, 2020