Bumper Shoot

Another word for an umbrella.

"It's raining again. I better grab my bumper shoot."

by JSmitty April 5, 2007

shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 29, 2003

Shooter McGaven

when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.

by T February 18, 2003

School Shooter

An individual targeted by the national government due to the fact that they killed drug peddling midgets, generally called "children". They are used to support to support the national government economy through the creation and distribution of illegal drugs. The "school shooter" is a true hero who, after finding the factory housing these midgets, took action by executing all of them. These people are real heros.

Person 1: Did you hear about that school shooter? What a disgusting person!
Person 2: That's exactly what the government wants you to think!

by Mr Recruit April 25, 2019

Shoots and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some shoots and ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton wants sex Bradley March 11, 2009

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Shoot me

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

by n1gjohn March 9, 2013