Sherpa Shape

To be getting stronger each day that you carry everyone else's back pack.

That 4th grader must be getting into Sherpa Shape with all those Jansports on his back.

by SherpaSherpa11 May 24, 2013

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.

Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.

by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016

aut shield

An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.

Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.

Person 1: Good call.

by Grannyfucker12345 July 8, 2016

Grant shields

Tattererd ass

well my pants look like grant shields.

by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016