Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach

FNAF: Security Breach is the latest installment into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Soon after it was released, Scott Cawthon released the saddest video game news ever: he was retiring, and selling FNAF to someone else. We can only hope that someone who will treat the game with respect bought/will buy it. Although it's the newest installment, someone just released a trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC. In the trailer, 3 new contenders step into the ring: Glamrock ____, Glamrock ______, and even Glamrock _______!

I'm not gonna tell you what Glamrocks are gonna appear in the Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC because yes.

Frank Sinatra

by Doors. November 1, 2022

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.

His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

USAF Security Forces

Security forces are employed in many differant security roles throughout the world including the Iraq and Afghanistan theaters of combat. SF members are equipped with inapplicable combat training and a sense of false purpose. Domestically and abroad, SF members can be found checking ID's at military base entry points, or staring at planes all day waiting for a security incident that never takes place. In the most basic terms, SF members are simply Federal Security Guards, with nothing more than a fauxe Army Combat Uniform to distinguish them from the run of the mill "Mall Cop". SF members are hated by the rest of the Air Force and not accepted by other military branches making them the most useless individuals in the military. As if that is not enough, SF members are known to treat eachother like crap and set eachother up for failure, ("Eat their own,...as the military describes it). There are a handful of SF units within the Air Force that actually contribute to the war fighting capability of the US. The individuals are an exception to the rule and should be respected for the hard work and sacrifices they make for a "thankless" job. If you are lucky enough to be one of these individuals, disregard this entry and understand this discription may apply to a majority of SF troops but is not an accurate description of everyone within the career field...hua!

Person A "Dude, I just enlisted in the Air Force"

Person B "Sweet...what kind of plane are you gonna fly?"

Person A "I'm not flying, i'm gonna be in the USAF Security Forces!"

Person B "...Kill yourself"

by Chuck E. Norris July 13, 2009

Secret Smile

your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation.

Used in the Semisonic of the same name

"Love your secret smile!!

by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009

Secret Sex

When two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have sex and one of the sexual partners decides that the sexual encounter must remain secret. Secret sex is damaging to all parties involved.

While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.

by Ruprect July 26, 2006

anal secretions

when i man/woman gets railed up the ass and gets the giz in there ass then it gets crusty, later when person does some sort of activity or just goes up in temperature the cum oozes out of the ass

FAG, your having anal secretions

by toto August 29, 2005

Secretard

A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.

I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!

by Duh da duh December 26, 2008