screamo

the art of molesting your vocal chords

I love trying to sing with screamo music.

by LAWLZlame November 5, 2006

screwnacorn

When you paste a dildo on your forehead and screw the girl with it like a unicorn.

This really freaky chick wanted me to pull the screwnacorn on her.

by Matt Rob April 6, 2008

screaching seagull

While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl

John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.

by kfafmec January 17, 2008

screwnicornikova

1. someone who is particularly talented in the art of screwnicorning - a world class screwnicorn
2. a particularly fit screwnicorn

Derived from the phonetic similarity between 'screwnicornikova' and gorgeous, world class tennis player 'Anna Kournikova'.

She was a real screwnicornikova once she strapped a dildo to her forehead.

by CeltGal April 11, 2007

screwboy

A screwboy is a prison inmate who tends to take the side of the "screws" (i.e. prison officers). A screwboy is a prisoner who has been known to:

a) "grass up" another inmate;
b) "suck up" to the prison officers;
c) spend a disproportionate amount of time talking to, socialising with, and generally being in the company of prison officers.

Prisoner #1: "I'm gonna tell the screws about {blah blah blah}..."
Prisoner #2: "Don't be a screwboy."

Prisoner #1: "Why are you always laughing and joking with the screws?"
Prisoner #2: "What, are you accusing me of being some kind of screwboy?"

by clarky November 4, 2010

screwphemism

A euphemism for having sex.

Fairly neutral examples of screwphemisms include: 'doing it', 'making love', 'getting some'; and the more marked: 'laying pipe', 'bumping fuzzies'.

by aslan8 May 11, 2011

screaming pirate

After a girl gives you a blow job, you cum in her eye and when she puts her hand over her eye like an eye patch you stomp on her foot. She is then screaming, hopping around holding her one foot up with one hand over eye, looking like a screaming pirate.

After the costume party I gave that bitch a screaming pirate!

by Redrocker13 March 19, 2014