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penisary scale

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010
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scaley mocus

a nasty growth on skin that grows quikly and has a foul oder
Haley woke up to find that some scaley mocus had grown on her face over night.
by BigdaddyBJR August 28, 2009
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scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis
Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!
by Tflair November 26, 2010
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swaler

Swaler means to be in a bad mood. Like, you better back off if someone is swalering. They would not like you to touch them or make jokes about how three are feeling. So if someone is swalering than leave them alone or buy them food.
Oh, is she in a swalery mood? Is Beyoncé swalering. I've never seen Jasper swaler before.
by aarg14 May 18, 2018
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A Scale formulated by, largely, the male population designed to quantify the attractiveness of a female human being in intervals of 1 - 10. 1 being very unattractive, and 10 being on the level of goddess.
Billy: "Hey Bill, you see that woman over there?"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"
by zorbrantheconqueror September 30, 2016
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10 point relationship scale

1:holding hands
2:hugging
3:holding hands
4:kiss on cheek
5:kiss on lips
6:making out
7:touching eachothers body parts (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8:7 but with clothes off
9:oral sex
10:sexual intercourse
Guy 1: Hey how far did you and your girlfriend get in the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to 5! :D
by gratata69 February 20, 2017
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Google scale

a scale were it measures ur penis
"oh no im only 2googles.. this google scale sux!"
by fuck me baby November 4, 2004
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