scalendar

comes from schedule and calendar (my friend made it up)

Person #1: can you hang out tomorrow?
Person #2: I dunno let me check my scalendar

by Zoe April 10, 2005

midget sacker

1. one who sacks (has sexual experiences) with a midget or dwarf

1. Megan is as midget sacker.

just kidding megan LYLAS

by shelley November 24, 2004

Badassitude scale

The scale or meter that badassitude is measured. Badassitude being the numerical value of badass or being of badass. The badassitude scale is from 0-100, 0 being the lowest, 100 being the highest. Reaching 100 is extremely difficult, 0 isn't as hard. The badassitude scale is opposite of the douchebaggery scale which starts after badassitude is negative. Going over 100 is difficult and it breaks the scale but at which point you or it becomes Alucard.

Holy crap look at that guy, he is so badass his badassitude on the Badassitude scale must be like 95!

by KingShafer February 3, 2008

Ro-Scale

Take small children who have the IQ of a goldfish with autism, some model trains, and Roblox. Now cram it all together. Boom, now you got Ro-Scale.

Ro-Scale is essentially roblox trains but they’re tiny. They use DCC remotes and all that stuff and then little children come along to leak and randomly delete your train for no reason.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Ro-Scale Insert game name here
Person 2: Shut up kid.

by Whatwasnixie June 10, 2021

0-5 Scale

Used to describe initiation preference in a sexual situation. A zero is someone who never wants to initiate anything sexual. A five is someone who always wants to initiate. Most people believe they are three's. Typically people on opposite sides of the scale work best together (like a zero and a five, or a two and a four). You can't have two zero's because nothing will happen. And you can't have two fives cause they'll get in each others' ways.

Bro, that girl is such a five on the 0-5 scale! Go tap that!
No way man, I'm waiting for a zero! I hate starting things!

by jzzzzzzzzzz November 4, 2010

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Negative nine.
No matter what, DO NOT BANG!
you have been warned.

Chad: I might be drunk, but that girl looks hot.
Steve: Dude, she scores a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale. stay away.
Chad: I'm going for it.
Steve: Don't do it man. It's not worth it.
Chad: *dies of extreme disgust the next morning*

by DrFuxyaraw September 15, 2016

The Citrus Scale

A way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.

A-Cup=Kumquats.

B-Cup=Tangerines.

C-Cup=Lemons.

D-Cup=Oranges.

DD-Cup=Grapefruits.

Using the citrus scale, I think she's packing Lemons.

by towel73 October 13, 2010