Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap
i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.
by the giant robot March 14, 2010
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hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.
Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!
by NiggaQuotesNigga April 18, 2015
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Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.
Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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dry slap

a saying to a person u have a disagreement with who you believe offers little threat to yourself.
"yer gonna get a dry slap u little tosser"
by sheiky September 08, 2005
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Cock Slap

v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.
1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".
by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore July 07, 2007
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Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap
by Greg247 July 11, 2008
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