Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

shatterflance

One who is deeply intimidated by dolphins who reside in shallow waters and dive around exceptionally often.

Bill is a shatterflance

by Custen June 11, 2007

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

shunterfied

the deal of gettin an awesome payday, where u can afford a pool of jelly and a half pipe slipe n slide

Hell shunterfied this week wanna get messed up

by Jamie Burns 84 October 18, 2008

Scutterbutter

Greasy marks left by Scutters or a Scutter

Saturday at McDonalds - every table is sticky with ScutterButter

by rogik June 21, 2008

shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied

brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting

by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009

Shitter's Shame

The shame and anxiety one suffers while taking a shit. Often happens at weak moments after you've recently done something stupid.

Tim: Man, i'm got a serious case of shitter's shame just now

Ben: Why? Whats up man?

Tim: I keep feeling real insecure... Must be the shame of shagging your mother last week.

by TimBen86 December 23, 2009