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Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"
by caseyFragile October 6, 2010
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Admiral of the Ocean Sea

Noun (naval terminology): the universally supreme naval rank, awarded historically only to one seaman (Christopher Columbus) jointly by HRM Ferdinand and HRM Isabella of Spain, in recognition of his achievement in successfully navigating the Atlantic Ocean westward and (presumed at the time) the discovery of a shorter, less hazardous, and less expensive trading route to India from Europe.
"Upon his return from his first voyage to America, Christopher Columbus received the rank and title of "Admiral of the Ocean Sea" from Ferdinand and Isabella,
which rank he holds in perpetuity."
by speedog May 2, 2010
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Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John never really knew how to use the three sea shells
by Tot February 8, 2008
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Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.
Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!
by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010
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Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home
P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey
by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010
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squeaky sea gull

while engaged in sexual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his penis out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner's waiting love mound. The cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull.
Mark tried the squeaky sea gull on Laura last summer, then she dumped him for a lesbian. What a carpet muncher!
by rebounder October 1, 2006
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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011
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