by Inteligram October 27, 2016
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Wears baseball caps sideways, spouts meaningless bullshit at everyone, claims he has 'swag', and sleeps with nearly everybody's girlfriend.
Usually has greatly reduced intelligence, and is almost always a hypocrite.
The best ways to deal with a scumbag are:
A: Beat the shit out of him.
B: Make fun of him until he cries, or loses his temper.
C: Say something highly intelligent, forcing him to say something incredibly stupid.
Wears baseball caps sideways, spouts meaningless bullshit at everyone, claims he has 'swag', and sleeps with nearly everybody's girlfriend.
Usually has greatly reduced intelligence, and is almost always a hypocrite.
The best ways to deal with a scumbag are:
A: Beat the shit out of him.
B: Make fun of him until he cries, or loses his temper.
C: Say something highly intelligent, forcing him to say something incredibly stupid.
Scumbag: Lol, I fucked your girlfriend last night, you have no sweg, lol.
Guy 1: Did you see that scumbag over there? That dick-wad is wearing his hat sideways!
Guy 2: Yep, definitely a scumbag. Better keep your girlfriend away from him.
Scumbag: Lol, ur gay, no swag, I has #Sweg, fag.
Guy: Hey, leave them alone!
Scumbag: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Guy: *says nothing*
Scumbag: Damn straight.
Guy: Really? I couldn't tell you were.
*everybody laughs*
Guy 1: Did you see that scumbag over there? That dick-wad is wearing his hat sideways!
Guy 2: Yep, definitely a scumbag. Better keep your girlfriend away from him.
Scumbag: Lol, ur gay, no swag, I has #Sweg, fag.
Guy: Hey, leave them alone!
Scumbag: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Guy: *says nothing*
Scumbag: Damn straight.
Guy: Really? I couldn't tell you were.
*everybody laughs*
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n. An unpleasant person with a personality disorder rendering him unlikable, incapable of civility and proactively rude to all he encounters.
Totally controlled by his genetic make-up and the unfortunate fact that he was raised by lizards, Larry started complaining about everything in the hope that everyone would become as miserable as him.
by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003
Get the scumbubble mug.when a persons hair starts to get long a chunk of hair on the back of the neck forms known as a rat tail if it is not washed it is a scumtail
by CluQe Da Duke September 10, 2007
Get the Scumtail mug.descriptive term, used by those still at university despite having already completed an undergraduate diploma to describe those who have not yet completed their first degree subject.
There I was in the library, about to finish my 90,000 page doctoral thesis on "something really hard" when this girl was whinging about having to write 250 words on why she thought basket weaving was a vital part of the cottage industry... by next week - bloody scumdergraduates!
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The executives of 'generic evil corp' attempted to deflect accusations of massive enviromental damage by drawing attention to the recent marriage breakdown of their competitors CEO. Typical scumduggery.
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