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sammich

Something women make for men when they are hungry
Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear
by Beardedrick May 24, 2010
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sammich dirty

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.
guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010
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sammie jo

a sammie jo stands for when a woman plays with her fanny, paying special attention to the clitoris and can include some anal penetration.
by brian011089 December 17, 2008
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sammich

An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.
Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007
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sammich

1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
Woman, go make me a sammich!
by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003
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Samay

To flop like a fish. A fiasco similar to planking, except in this case, one must flap his/her arms all around the place and attempt to move somewhere. For those extremists, growing gills is a plus.
Person 1: Omg mate, that Dominic over there just did THE most epic Samay in the world!

Person 2: I wish I could Samay that well :(
by DaSwagBawse December 15, 2011
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Sammese

A religion started by Sammy in 2010. A person must be extremely crazy to become a Sammese and clear a very difficult craziness test. Prospective followers may come up with new and fun crazy ways to prove their worth for the religion.

Sammese are given special benefits like being allowed to touch sammy's sacred nose. They are supposed to call sammy awesome at regular intervals.
Ninan.

He taught sammy the penguin dance to clear the final Sammese test.
by Sammy320 December 1, 2010
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