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rules 1 and 2

1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot
by Daymoon April 9, 2008
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Rule 95

You can not touch MC Hammer.

There are no exceptions to this rule.
Guy 1: Hey I'm gonna go touch MC Hammer
Guy 2: It's a waste of time, Rule 95
by BurningPandama March 22, 2011
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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
by kriswa August 3, 2007
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Rule 135

Rule stating that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.
Rule 135 would include Wu-tang clan, Beatles, and Super Mario Bros. remixes.
by webstergeon June 28, 2010
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Rule 42

The general rule that you should always bring a towel just in case you do something stupid so at least people will say "Hey that guy/gal really knows where their towel is". Coincidentally this is also the meaning of life and all questions because all answers can be deprived from 42 an example of this would be: How many minutes dose it take to make a marshmallow peep answer 42 because 4+2=6 and it takes 6 minuets to make. Part of the 100+ general rules of the universe.
Bob: What should I bring to my camping trip to Death Vally?

Jim: Always remember Rule 42: Always bring a towel.

Bob: Why? a towel there is no reason I would need it.

Jim: But what if you get lost then with a knife and a little time you can make a turban like hat to shield your eyes so you don't over heat and go temporally blind, or what happens when you need some sort of bag but you only have a knife a towel and some rope you could make your own knapsack.

Bob: Thanks Jim for reminding me about Rule 42.

Jim: No problem.
by Raegon December 9, 2008
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Rule 68

When the male request oral stimulation from the female....and she ask for reciprocation the male states you do me and I owe you one later.

68+1=69
Guy: So Becky how bout a little head before dinner

Girl: Jason how bout we rule 68 it

Guy: Ummm...you kno what...how bout I just 68 ya

Girl: Whats that?????

Guy: You do me and i owe you 1
by Cocky McCockerson & Ms Hooters September 30, 2009
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dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women
Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.
by montie August 20, 2004
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