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Are you ready kids

The last words a child hears before being molested after feeling a pointy object hit there ass
The last thing I heard before I was ruffied and raped as a child was are you ready kids.
by Dan the car guy July 8, 2019
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reead

a dumb ass bitch. Always tells Isabell about his nasty ass fucking dreams. How many hoes does he have? no one knows .
woah look it's the worlds biggest Loser . Reead!
by 1800fuckyourself June 5, 2017
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North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!
by ayee33003 October 16, 2018
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are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!
by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018
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Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
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Readies

In the drug culture, readies is a drug dealing referral, claiming the person with "readies" has divided up a brick of cocaine or some other type of narcotic into grams or something similar and now has a bag or rucksack full of "readies" to either consume or distribute. Usually both.
"I'm running low on readies. "

"Got a sack full of readies in the whip. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 26, 2018
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