retarded

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

by Jimmy March 3, 2005

your retarded

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

by twistor May 24, 2009

retard strength

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

by wil begley May 17, 2007

How retarded

When you perform a stupid action that is so idiotic, you get portrayed as a mentally ill being.

"How retarded of you!"

by Webster012110 November 20, 2016

Retard

Someone who thinks retard is offensive when used in an inoffensive manner

Person 1: Wow, you bought 12 tickets? You know you’re not gonna win, retard
Person 2: Yeah lol
Cashier: That’s offensive! Please don’t say that
Person 2: Shut the fuck up retard

by loomy July 29, 2020

Retard

Any left-leaning subhuman. Leftists are so fucking retarded that majority of them retardedly believe trannyfags who LARP as females are biological women, race and gender is social construction, women are stronger and smarter than men, humans evolved from a fucking fish, men can get pregnant, communism is a wonderful ideology that works, women and minorities in the west are muh oppressed, diversity is our strength, faggotry or homosexuality is natural, masks work, every vaccine is totally save, there’s a billion genders, etc.

Leftist: We need to raise taxes so we can feed these totally not illegal immigrants.

Conservative: Go back to eating shit or better yet go do the world a favor and blow your brains out, retard.

by KYSF4gs November 13, 2021

Retard

Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger

Wow that wigger is a fucking retard

by The urban linguist July 29, 2005