Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.

Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded

by Really,really? September 28, 2018

Reared

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.

Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!

by Redacted & Revised May 4, 2008

Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

by udahit April 9, 2009

Reatard

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

retarded Chewbacca

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.

"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007

retard

Somebody who isn't YOU.

"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."

by The_Advocate March 22, 2005

Retardation nation

A nation of retards or stupid people.
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards

Person 1: Is chicken of the sea Chicken or fish?
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President

by SwiMFASTChicK October 27, 2006