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virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!
Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...
by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016
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retard nation

A group of friends based in Brampton(A.K.A B-Town or Bramadesh), Ontario age range 11-13. Naturally living in the suburbs is a boring life so they found awesome new ways to entertain themselves. There are different divisions of Retard Nation such as:

The Hobo Tribe: Responsible for finding new areas for Retard Nation to hang at.

The RN Mofia: Responsible for doing Retard Nation's "Dirty Work"

Some of retard nations passtimes have been:

-Bonfires in their forest hideout

-Using axe and a lighter to make sick flamethrowers and kill all the and in the hideout, or start fires with.

-Hanging out in the arcade at the mall

-Egging Hated Property such as schools of fag's houses

And way more...

Retard Nation has 3 main leaders. There are many more members though.
kid: thank god for the rn mofia, egging the school, and writing graffiti in the bathrooms

other kid:hey man, thats retard nation for you. Theyre just serving the Community
by mike_hockey_skate January 29, 2007
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Retard mutant emo thing

When theres a person that is a mix in betweem scene/prep.
"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"
"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."
by Zetsubou Walker February 9, 2009
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retailzombie

One who must slave to a cash register for hours on end with no breaks for lunch or for the bathroom.
What shift do you have today?

I am the retailzombie.
by Dylan Satchel July 20, 2008
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Retail Superstar

A retail assistant that believes they have super human powers when it comes to fashion. In their mind their level of importance and abilities put them on par with Einstein and God.
"No soup for you!"
"He has a sixth sense when it comes to fashion. He new you weren't going to buy it even before you left the house"
In reality these people offer little to the word, and are classified in evolution as a FAIL!
Insofar as our employee goes; Similar to our product offerings, our employees are selected with a similar approach. Chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and Chris’s only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as I am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store.
Whilst I concede that you work for chain retailer, unfortunately that does not make us like for like. It is probably fair to assume, a lot of what I have said in this email, either doesn’t make sense to you, or you totally disagree with it all, which is what I would expect (unless of course I have you totally wrong – which I doubt).
Let me guess, you would never, ever hire Chris in the course of your duty, would you? This is the very reason, why your comment “from one retailer to another” is so disproportionate, it’s almost as though we are in a totally different industries. Chris is a retail superstar, who possess unparalleled ability, and I am sorry you feel upset by him, but he knew you were not going to buy anything before you even left your house.
by Retail Superstar October 1, 2011
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Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.
Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.
by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011
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retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."
by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014
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